Board Thread:Alliance Recruitment/@comment-30198278-20170305151950

Literally as simple as the title says. We need a fresh couple of faces who like VC to join our ranks.

Disclaimer: Despite the name, no lewdness actually occurs. We -are- a merry band of weirdos, though.

-We've been here since March 2015, so, we're fairly old.

-No level requirement, although if you're strong, that's even better. My wife and I are both LAWKers but of course, we sleep sometimes, so we can't kill them all. Your strong or otherwise presence would be appreciated.

-We're already alliance hall level 20, unbalanced in favor of gold, so you don't need to donate resources

- We're a casual group. We don't care if you can't make an ABB for whatever reason, especially if that reason is sleep. There is absolutely no reason to miss sleep over these crappy rewards. When we do show up, we're frequently in first or second place, but really that's all down to luck.

-No fussing with awkward apps like LINE because we know you all have lives outside of the game. With the expanded chat, this is now a little easier. We do have FB and skype in case anyone needs anything or has any sensitive information to pass along.

-If you're here, you're family, and other possible Olive Garden slogan ripoffs. We care about all of you so if there's anything you need, we're here for you.

Uh, I guess that's about it. Have a frickin great day. 