Talk:Awakening/@comment-36.84.67.97-20151230205936/@comment-8642280-20151231024334

Lick your elbow, spin in a circle standing up 10 times, wait until midnight, light some candles nearby, pray to Jebus, wait for a full-moon day, and make sure there are no mirrors in the toilet before awakening/summoning.

9999999% proof guaranteed that this method works by nobody.